Saturday, June 16, 2012

All the Michigan legislators

Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina va-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-gina.
(These should be said in different voices.)


Wait. What is a reasonably religious gay guy doing immodestly screaming things about the sexual organs of ladies?

(Vagina vagina vagina)

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

It has something to do with this idiocy: a female legislator in Michigan's state house was silenced for mentioning the word "vagina" in an abortion-law debate.

Most of the silencers were men (and Republicans). It seems that they can't handle the word. They said it was to protect kids that such so-called lack of politesse was barred. But I think it's different.

If you can't say it, you shouldn't put a law on it. You can't even write the law then.

Here's what I say:

All the Michigan legislators
based on the song by Beyonce Knowles



All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the male legislators

Now put your pens down
Up in the House, we just heard a word, she’s doing a good lil’ thing
Decided to talk and you want her to walk
‘cause she talked ‘bout the ring

She said VAGINA yes a VAGINA
It’s a talk about abortion law
We all were born, we all came from one
It’s a totally clinical word

‘Cause if you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it

She’s standing outside, you want her to hide,
Because she said a scawey wowd’
What a lass, she’s got sass,
‘cause she hits your BS

She needs no permission, did we mention
That the Constitution grants free speech
‘cause it’s her body, it’s reproductive law,
Don’ go round acting like her Paw

‘Cause if you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don’ go around, claimin’ innocence
Fo’ the kiddies down below
They gotta hear, they gotta know,
‘coz otherwise STDs will grow

If you don’t have the nerve to say
The things that gotta be said,
Go down to the homestead, lie down in bed,
Maybe you’ll stop seeing red

All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the Michigan legislators, all the male legislators
All the male legislators

Now put your pens down

‘Cause if you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Don’t be mad once you hear that she says it
If you can’t say it, you shouldn’t put a law on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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